kanyewestboro:

I’m beginning to notice a pattern here


ratchetivity:

ebbaliciousz:

awkwardexcellence:

blkmartian:

Gems of wisdom

😂😂😭

LOL

Lmfaooo

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka)

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people


a few magazines drake covered.

(Source: wordonrd)

I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
Jon Stewart  (via prisy666)

(Source: ghostisborn)